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Little tubby hubby getting all lovey dovey
Warm and cuddly teddy turning tug snuggly
Oochie coochie making smoochie
Kissy cashy chocolate stashy
Sordid sellout day of cash out
Capital gains and tender reins
Bitter thinkers they go drinking
Lover couplets go a winking
Briefs tightly dresses slinking
Overtures and underwhelmed
Over burrs of cold heart spells
Candied hearts and saccharine smells
Bon bons and dark truffles
Richie rich gifts for another year
Cynicism butting heads with cheer
Newly couples coo and fawn
Older ones dine and yawn